| via: annie-banks / source: paralysedbeaver | 3 days ago with 23,013 notes |
Ally. Twenty-four. My life is stupid inside jokes that make me laugh harder than is strictly necessary. I'm a pretty big fan of all the things.
| via: nicolegendary / source: hiddlesy | 3 days ago with 10,038 notes |
| via: annie-banks / source: allthewrongquestions | 3 days ago with 3,197 notes |
I’m sorry I had to
This made me almost spit water everywhere.
| via: rcmclachlan / source: woodelvish | 3 days ago with 14,226 notes |
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| via: nicolegendary / source: lesliecrusher | 2 weeks ago with 62 notes |
| via: rcmclachlan / source: regalkinghiddles | 2 weeks ago with 97,625 notes |
From this day forward, you will choose your own name. You will tell your fellow soldiers to do the same. Throw away your slave name. Choose the name your parents gave you, or any other. A name that gives you pride.
| via: misha-collins / source: chastelore | 3 weeks ago with 8,252 notes |
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| via: jimmyllannister / | 3 weeks ago with 1,903 notes |
"Well, Mona Lisa and the random girl she grabbed after you left got into a fist fight in the parking lot. Eventually, Mona Lisa threw a cinder block through the girl’s windshield. She dives in, steals her purse, doesn’t go for the money, steals all her birth control pills, and says “bitch you’re going to get pregnant”. She then pretends those are ecstasy and sells them to a bunch of college kids that are drinking Goldschläger at a gas station."
- -Tom Haverford (Parks and Recreation- Season 5: “Swing Vote”)
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